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New York-based Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are an eight-piece rock/pop/metal/psychedellic/cabaret band- sometimes all in the same song. Likened to B-52s meets X-Ray Spex meets Weezer meets Blood Sweat and Tears, the JHC "difference" is horny, thinking-person's, emotionally-bare lyrics protectively cloaked in hard candy pop.

All original, stylishly diverse, stick-in-your-head songs about the Fung Wah bus, envy, sexual dry spells, googling yourself, small-time alcoholics, keeping a guy on the back burner, being bicoastal, stealing your boyfriends' Kenneth Anger and Balzac references, compassion fatigue, boobs, Old Lyme, and widower-lust, with roaring guitars and celestial horns.

Poignant, laughable, awash in sound and fury, signifying almost nothing, but saying everything that no one usually dares to say, JHC&TFHotA are really just eager to be held and loved. At which point they'll become distant and forget to buy toilet paper. 

JHC&TFHotA members have played with Prince, Elvis Costello, Elton John and Twiggy, with the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra, under the direction of Leonard Bernstein, on Broadway in numerous shows including Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Wicked and in The Producers. Literary credits include a Pushcart Prize, and authoring the book Taxi Driver Wisdom. One "member" invented a beer called High & Mighty.

CURRENT JHC&TFHotA members are:
Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are:
Mike Boschen-Trombone, Gang Vocals 
Wayne DuMaine- Trumpet, Keyboards, Backing Vocals
Risa Mickenberg- Lead Vocals
Stan Mitchell- Drums, Percussion, Gang Vocals
Chris Olness- Bass Trombone, Gang Vocals
Tim Schadt-  Trumpet, Keyboards
Joel Shelton- Guitar, Backing Vocals, Lead Vocals
Will Shelton- Bass, Backing Vocals

HAPPIER THAN YOU ALBUM CREDITS:

HAPPIER THAN YOU © + (P) 2008 by JHC&TFHotA
1. Liz The Hot Receptionist 3:47
2. Pathetic 3:13
3. Jill Used To Be Normal 1:47
4. Julie On The Fung Wah Bus 3:11
5. You’ve Gotta Have A Dream 3:02
6. Vanity Surfin’ 2:13
7. I’m Around 3:43
8. The Vixen 2:39
9. I Miss Your Arm 3:29
10. I Hope You’re Happy 3:44
11. Alcoholics In My Town 4:26
12. Back Burner Guy 3:05
13. Dry Spell 4:36

Produced by Joel Shelton With Risa Mickenberg and Allen Farmelo
Engineered by Allen Farmelo at Mavericks Studios, Manhattan and The Farm, Brooklyn
Mixed by Allen Farmelo at The Farm, Brooklyn
Assistant Engineers at Mavericks and The Farm: Matthew Agoglia, Ned Meiners, Zack Dinerstein
Horns recorded by Dan “The Machine” Levine
Additional Recording at: Moonbat Studios, NYC
Mastered by Jeff Lipton at Peerless Mastering, Boston, MA
Assistant Mastering Engineer: Maria Rice 
 Horn and String Arrangements by Joel Shelton

JHC&TFHotA are:


Mike Boschen-Trombone (Solos #12,#8,#9,#11), Gang Vocals 
Wayne DuMaine- Trumpet (Solo #2), Keyboards, Backing Vocals
Risa Mickenberg- Lead Vocals
Stan Mitchell- Drums, Percussion, Gang Vocals
Chris Olness- Bass Trombone (Solo #8), Gang Vocals
Tim Schadt-  Trumpet (Solo #3), Keyboards
Joel Shelton- Guitar, Backing Vocals, Lead Vocals (#3,#6,#11,#13)
Will Shelton- Bass, Backing Vocals

Appearing with JHC&TFHotA on Happier Than You: 
Shelly Bhushan- “Gospel” Vocals(#11)
Allen Farmelo- Backing Vocals (#10), Telecaster (#4), Acoustic guitar (#10), OGM Voice (#7), Percussion (#4)
Kunji Rey- Backing Vocals (#4)
Richard Schwartz- Tap Dancing (#5)
Claire Smith- Violin (#12)
"I Miss Your Arm":
Bill Campbell- Drums
David Cook- Piano 
Jonathan Gregg- Pedal Steel
Alan Hampton- Upright Bass

CD Art Direction and Photography by Chris Shipman
With the invaluable help of Scott Mahr

All songs written by Risa Mickenberg  (ASCAP) & Joel Shelton (BMI) and published by Dusty Fan (ASCAP) & Moonbat Music (BMI), except "The Vixen" written by Joel Shelton, Published by Moonbat Music (BMI)

View the Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse EPK:
www.sonicbids.com/jesushchristandthefourhornsmenoftheapocalypse

Performing on our self-titled debut CD:
Joel Shelton – Guitar, Vocals
Risa Mickenberg – Lead vocals
Will Shelton – Bass Guitar, Guitar, Vocals
Ray Grappone – Drums
The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are:
Mike Boschen – Trombone
Wayne DuMaine – Trumpet, Synth, Piano
Chris Olness – Trombone, Percussion
Tim Schadt – Trumpet, Percussion, Piano

Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse self-titled debut CD Credits:

Engineered by the stupendous Vicki Bell.
Mixed by Dave Lee, who engineered albums by The Beastie Boys, The The and The Bad Brains.
Mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side Music whose mastering credits include Animal Collective, Sufijan Stevens, and Hole
Recorded at the great Hipbone Studios, Brooklyn. Produced by Joel Shelton and Risa Mickenberg.
All songs written by Mickenberg/Shelton.

PAST VENUES: Joe’s Pub at the Public Theater, BAM Café at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, The Mercury Lounge, The Living Room, Barbes, The Knitting Factory, The Cutting Room, Pianos, Mo Pitkin’s House Of Satisfaction, Tribeca Rock Club, Stephen’s Talkhouse (Amagansett), Coney Island USA, CBGB, Galapagos Art Space, Arlene Grocery, Barbes, Meow Mix, Halcyon, C-Note, The Red Lion, The Sidewalk Café, Suite 16, The Middle East Cambridge, Radio Bean Burlington, Moan & Dove Amherst, The Colony Café Woodstock, and 12 Bar Club London.

OTHER CREDITS:
JHC have composed film music for Gus Van Sant and Felix Andrew MK1 France, for Sandra Bernhard, We-TV, Oxygen, Full Frontal Fashion and Alley Cat cat food.  Seriously.

JHC have played private parties, including: Riot Manhattan and the The Bridge Cafe and they'll do it again.
Contact:
ilovejhc@gmail.com for more information and rates.

 

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