Lyrics

Crazy guy
Why aren't you obsessed with me?
Why are you obsessed with her?
I'm crazy 'bout you
Crazy guy
I'm friendly to you
I need your crazy gaze
I'm crazy 'bout your crazy ways
I'm crazy 'bout you
Crazy guy
Why don't you write me
A 50 page letter?
Why don't you steal my favorite sweater
Tattoo my name in misspelled letters
Across your pockmarked forehead
Crazy guy
You know it drives me crazy why
It doesn't feel like you took Spanish fly
When you stare creepily at me
Why don't you build me
A trash and garbage tower?
Leave a dooty in my flowers?
Why not lie on your back for hours
Across my dirty doorstep?

Why don't you write me
An incoherent letter
Why don't you steal my favorite sweater
Tattoo my name in in misspelled letters
Across your pockmarked forehead
Crazy guy
You know it drives me crazy why
It doesn't feel like you took Spanish fly
When you stare creepily at me
When you stare creepily at me
Oh, please stare creepily at me
Oh, please stare creepily at me
Please stare at me you crazy guy!