From the recording Happier Than You

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Lyrics

[Joel Shelton (JS)]
Ha! There's Mrs. Powers
Our old teacher's aide
She sits down on the copper kettle for hours
Drinking vodka lemonade
She passed out in her lawn chair
At the firemen's parade
She's an alcoholic in my town

[Risa Mickenberg (RM)]
There's Colleen Sullivan
Drinking on the bus at away games
Making out with guys from other schools
Doesn't even know their last names
She burned her pants in a bonfire
Standing too close to the flames

[JS]
She's an alcoholic

[Both]
In my town
Another alcoholic in my town

[JS]
Another Southern Comfort
[RM]
Another Yukon Jack
[Both]
Another Cuervo Gold
[RM]
Keep 'em comin'
[JS]
Keep on rockin'
[RM]
This party never gets old

[JS]
There's little Dave
Hanging out of Cumberland Farms
He got fired from Sikorski last week
'Cause he
[Both]
Pulled the fire alarm
[JS]
He gets a little rowdy
But he don't mean any harm

(In my town)

[JS]
There's Jimmy Hudak
You know his brother Bill
One time they locked a guy in a Port-a-John
And rolled him down a hill
[Both]
People say they should grow up
[JS]
But you know they never will
[Both]
They're alcoholics

[Both]
That's Debbie's father
He's really cool
[RM]
Last summer he drove his riding mower
[Both]
Into the swimming pool
He keeps a keg in his basement
And we drink there after school
He's an alcoholic in my town
Another alcoholic in my town

[RM]
Happy days
[JS]
The party
[Both]
Never ends
[RM]
Here's to all us
[JS]
Alcoholics
[Both]
Another round for my friends
One more round for my friends

One more round for my friends
Another round for my friends
One more round (one more round)
One more round for my friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh
One more round for my friends
(Repeat and fade out)