1. Vicki Is A Pro
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Heard about Vicki from a guy named Dan
She's got blonde hair and a salon tan
She makes you feel like you're the only man she knows
Vicky never needs to criticize
She will swallow all your stupid lies
She's a pro
Vicki is a pro
She's never sleepy
She's never mean
No matter how she feels inside
Vicki always claims she's satisfied

Vicki doesn't care if you've got bad hair
She won't make fun of your underwear
Anywhere you pick is the perfect place to go

If your breath stinks, she won't tell you so
The perfect girl for a guy like you to know
She's a pro
Vicki is a pro
She won't compare you
To other guys
If your girlfriend's mad at you
You do what you've gotta do

If you're always late, she won't complain
She'll pretend she loves you just the same
She's a pro
Vicki is a pro
She's never grumpy
She's always fun
No matter what a dork you are
She'll make you feel like a superstar
Vicki's the best
Vicki's a pro
The kind of girl a guy like you should know